October 2011
“i’m pretty sure i’m dying” is my response to almost any verb exchanges made with me. mum said i should stop because i’ll have a “boy who cried wolf” sitch on my hands. but the thing is is that (i love when is is together with another is (i did it again)) i’m pretty sure i AM dying.
Anonymous asked: are you from Perth??
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well i don’t care about history (rock, rock, rock’n’roll high school) ‘cause that’s not where i wanna be
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Showering is like…I mean, I’ll shower, but I won’t enjoy it.
– Unkempt student at Down The Road discussing cleanliness (via overheardatbard)
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ephemeral-:
for halloween i am dying student
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Interviewer: If your house was burning down and you could only save one item, what would it be?
Marcel Castenmiller: The book I was reading at the time. So I could read the book and watch the fire.
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I can see the sunset from my window, I only have two exams left, and Best Coast’s Happy just came on. This is nice.
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jerks →
I can’t tell if it’s the coffee that I just made or the gross amounts of economics study I still have left to do that’s making me want to vomit.
i think my own body is trying to repel me or self destruct and decompose or something but the rest of me is like “hey man, some of us still here.”
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i think I just revolutionised the coffee drinking culture. i just made coffee ice cubes and they’re so great i want to die. the making of the actual ice cubes was more of an accident (i left a couple of cups in the freezer to eventually make an ice coffee, but forgot about them) but all accidents turn out to change the world. you’re looking at the next alexander fleming, kids.
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